Dear Ms. Lerner,
May I hire you as an online writing coach?
Even a few feedback sessions for an exorbitant amount of cash would help.
Sincerely, NAME WITHHELD
Dear NAME WITHHELD:
I don’t even know what a writing coach is. Is it an editor with a whistle and clip board? I also don’t believe that writers need coaching. WRITE TEN SENTENCES OR DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY. I would be more impressed with the push ups. In any case, when you can’t write, you’re supposed to wallow. You’re supposed to turn on yourself. Pull the hair from your chest, grow bitter and alcoholic. Hiring a coach could potentially ruin all that. On the other hand, what kind of cash are we talking about? Would it fund a month at Canyon Ranch? A nip and tuck? First class air fare for the year. Pavers? Let me know. Love, Betsy
How much would you pay me?
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