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  • THE FOREST FOR THE TREES is about writing, publishing and what makes writers tick. This blog is dedicated to the self loathing that afflicts most writers. A community of like-minded malcontents gather here. I post less frequently now, but hopefully with as much vitriol. Please join in! Gluttons for punishment can scroll through the archives.

    If I’ve learned one thing about writers, it’s this: we really are all alone. Thanks for reading. Love, Betsy

Let Me Swing Among the Stars

Congratulations Neil! Tonight was the publication party for The Space Chronicles, which conveniently coincided with the book hitting the NYT bestseller list AND Neil testifying before the Senate on the future of NASA. Dear Friends and Readers of this blog, if you don’t know Neil de Grasse Tyson or his work, do not delay; he is a brilliant scientist and passionate public intellectual. Whether talking about Isaac Newton or flying to Mars, he is an amazing communicator with an abundance of wit, charm, and passion, not to mention that People Magazine named him one of the sexiest men of the year (I know, I’m so transparent).  I spent most of the party talking to his 84 year old dad, the tree from which this most shiny apple fell. And if you don’t believe me, check him out on twitter, on Jon Stewart, on in conversation with Colbert,

Sooner or Later It All Gets Real

I had lunch with an editor last week and we found ourselves talking about the phenomenon when writers turn on their work, when it becomes the enemy or the receptacle for all of their anger,  when the very fact of it sickens them, embarrasses them, as if the work itself betrayed them. It’s like a drunk on a bender, out of control, on a collision course. I used to gravitate toward those writers, confusing their self-destruction for authenticity and complexity.  Some writers truly love their work, and continue to love it, like a first grader her first potato print. I feel so insanely proud of my clients’ work, but I’ve never been able to fully muster that feeling for my own writing. One of my writers once said that if she were a general, she’d polish her brass every night. I wondered what it would be like to feel that kind of pride. To stand up straight and salute the clear blue sky.

How do you feel about your work, really?

The Answer Is Blowing In the Wind

Spent the weekend with my oldest friend from my MFA days. Twenty-seven years later and we still howl about the biggest assholes in our program. When you’re talking about an MFA in poetry, there’s a lot of competition. And to think, all we were doing was writing verse. Given the behaviors, you’d think we were hedge fund managers or General Managers. Why are poets so difficult? Mental illness? Small penises? Financial insecurity? The world’s indifference?

Tell us about a poet.

If You Wanted the Sky I WOuld Write Across the Sky

I didn’t get a chance to write last night because I was drilling my kid on the American Revolution until I fell into a coma. I have to say I think school really sucks. I was reminded of how I used to feel dead walking down the locker-lined halls of my high school. My history teacher’s hair was chlorine-bleached from coaching the swim team. He was the type to perch on a desk in an effort to appear casual and caring (these were the Welcome Back Kotter Days). I often day dreamed about the girl who day dreamed in her seat by the window, her face pale with a sheen of oil, her boots like an elf’s. I also remember feeling agitated by the boys in the class and their flushed faces, some with scruff, their bigness and loudness. We had to made a chart of our lives, a history, and everyone brought in large pieces of cardboard sloppily decorated with baby pictures up to the present. One boy, Roland, had a circular graph of his brain. I still think about him for no good reason.

High School?

Hey Ma (wassup?) Let’s Slide (all right)

I’ve slept with a few writers and I have to recommend it. Yes, they’re self-involved. Yes, they will take the best of you and use it in their next short story. Yes, they can be just as awful as non-writing men. But, it’s still worth if you’re seduced by words, by romance, by a guy who can talk about an Alice Munro story while frying an egg. Their sensitivity can be sublime. Their narcissism genius. Mystery and thriller writers are reliable. Poets are grateful. Journalists will eat in bed. Novelists take their time. It’s probably better to sleep with a writer before they get too famous. You know what fame can do to people.

Watcha got?

The Problem Is All Inside Your Head She Said To Me

TOP TEN REASONS TO LIVE WITH A WRITER

1) They make great lovers.

2) They are  great cooks.

3) They can entertain themselves.

4) They like to walk.

5) Ramen.

6) Will play Bananograms.

7) Floss.

8) Amazing library.

9) Bad at sports.

10)  Childlike sense of wonder.

Am I forgetting anything?

You Must Believe In Spring

Today is the publication date of my husband’s first novel, The Variations. We met at a pretentious poetry workshop in the West Village where the woman who ran it insisted on calling me Elizabeth instead of my nick name.  Later, John and I spent most Friday nights at the St. Marks Poetry workshop.  I fell in love with him over baked chicken at the Second Avenue Deli before the workshop and over cappuccinos at the Cloister’s Cafe after, specifically when he handed me a poem called “Parts On a Beach,” and I believed I had met the Wallace Stevens of our generation.

Thirty three years later,  many lost notebooks, many lost weekends, my dearest darling has produced a novel  that fulfills all the promise of that young man in corduroy pants with the cuffs stapled, with poems stuffed in his pockets, who played the accordion after we made love. It is a searching story of a priest whose faith is dwindling along with his congregation. It is about the troubled young woman who haunts him (shades of me), and the editor who tries to save him (more shades of me). If you like me, you’re gonna the love this book and the women in it. But mostly, you will fall in love Dom, the all too human, flawed priest at its center. His thwarted quest for faith is exquisite.

In subsequent posts this week, I will write about a) living with a novelist  b) sleeping with writers and c) a guest post from said novelist. For now, sending out big congratulations to my darling.

People always ask me if I edit John. What do you think?

I Still Don’t KNow What I Was Waiting For

If I hear one more person say that YA is the hottest category I am going to strangle myself (forget that after I get my script off my hands I’m turning to a YA novel I started a year ago after a publisher contacted me because she loved the blog and wondered if I ever thought of trying to write one. I lied and said I had). And, I confess, I just bought a copy of Hunger Games. I didn’t go near Harry Potter or Twilight, but when I heard that kids killed kids in Hunger Games, I confess I was curious. The YA books of my youth: Go Ask Alice, Flowers for ALgernon, David and Lisa, The Butterfly Revolution, THe Outsiders, Of Mice and Men, In This SIgn, and purloined copies of The Godfather. Now apparently there are hundreds of series about mean girls, rich girls, blonde girls, and undead girls. Go girls!

Do you, as an adult, read YA and what are your favorites. And what were some of your favorites?

It Rubs the Lotion on its Skin, or Else it Gets the Hose Again

This is where I usually write snarky things about actors and their self-indulgent projects, but this year the Oscars were really tame/much more boring than usual. Plus I didn’t see many of the films. Betsy’s kid, a future Hollywood power player, won our Oscar pool with 10 right answers to my 4, so next year she’ll likely be reporting from this space. Tonight’s red carpet trends: bringing your mom as your date, pale, pale white skin, suntanned white skin, side-sweapt hair and giant buns on the ladies, large foreheads and tuxedos on the men. Did Angie endear herself to you tonight or was she badly in need of some blotting papers? Did anyone read The Descendants in hardcover? Was Melancholia robbed for Best Picture? -Erin Hosier

Love Can Touch Us One Time and Last For a Lifetime

It’s Oscar weekend. Usually my favorite night of the year from the first Blahnik  on the red carpet to the last acceptance speech cut short for going over time.  But this year I’m not in the mood. Maybe it’s because they had to borrow a host from the wax museum, or because there isn’t a single piece of bombast that will sweep the night, or maybe it’s because I’m bitter not be nominated for my screenplay  that didn’t get made into a movie. I remember the first time someone I loved broke up with me. I knew I had a vital choice to make: to be bitter or to be happy that I had known great love.

I would like to thank my hand for scratching my ass. I would like to thank my 10th grade English teacher for asking me to touch him inappropriately, thus supplying a decade of disgust. I would like to thank my parents for fucking me up just enough but not ruining me completely. I’d like to thank everyone who ever lied to me, and this means you most of all; great material, babe. I don’t want to thank all the other wankers in the category. I will not assume you like me. I will not thank the Lord. ANd I promise that I will take this vote of confidence and twist it into something debased and degraded. Thank you.

Who are you going to thank?