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  • THE FOREST FOR THE TREES is about writing, publishing and what makes writers tick. This blog is dedicated to the self loathing that afflicts most writers. A community of like-minded malcontents gather here. I post less frequently now, but hopefully with as much vitriol. Please join in! Gluttons for punishment can scroll through the archives.

    If I’ve learned one thing about writers, it’s this: we really are all alone. Thanks for reading. Love, Betsy

Cause When I Give My Love I Want Love In Return

Today, the most remarkable thing happened. A client sent me an idea for a non-fiction book. I liked it, but had that same old sinking feeling that it wasn’t “big” enough. What does that even mean. We know what it means when we are talking penis size, portfolio size, your number of Twitter followers, and yes I’m looking at you Ashton Kutcher who apparently has all three. But what the fuck does it mean to have a big book, to conceive of one, to put a proposal together that feels…big. Well, it can be idea driven (Tipping Point), story driven (Sea Biscuit), personality driven (Keith Richards). It can be new age driven (the Secret), it can be high concept  (The Seven Habits of Highly Defective People). It can be real-estate driven (The Fuckin’ South Beach Diet.) Oh, canine-driven (Marly and Me). Goopy-driven (Morrie and Me). Or find a little known story set against an exciting moment in history (Devil in the White City). Or you can just be an exception to all that (Just Kids).

What happened today was that after a few exchanges, it turned out that there was a much “bigger” story in the backdrop. In fact, the more my client told me about it, the more I realized he was on to something that had never been done. The most important history books had completely left this out. If I were a miner, I would have thought: gold. It was also exciting to me because we made the discovery together. And in so doing, I was reminded why I love working with writers, how exciting it is to see an idea come alive, and to know that over the next months that idea will find its expression on the page, and if we are right and lucky, that a number of publishers will read it and be astonished, too, that they didn’t know about this story. And that it has reach, and power, and depth. And they will pay a lot for it because they think they can sell a lot. i.e. it has the potential to be a big motherfucking book.

Of course, some big books started small. What’s your favorite big book and small  book? Wildly popular or a small gem?

I HOld My Head Up High and WHistle a Happy TUne

The Fall is always a time when projects are flying fast and furious around town. Publishers and editors are in a buying mood with the back to school snap in the air. Foreign publishers are criss-crossing Manhattan in search of a big book to bring back in their suitcase. Scouts are chasing down every lead so that their publishers are pre-Frankfurt ready. So how do you feel if you’re an agent without a big Fall book to sell? How do you think?

You remind yourself of all the books you are working on, developing, that take time. You remind yourself that it’s cyclical. You remind yourself that you sold five books in the Spring. You ask yourself if you’re really cut out for this. You tell yourself to man up. You can’t have a big book every season, or can you? You think about all the other agents, the good, the bad, and the vile, and you imagine them dunking a fat shrimp in cocktail sauce at the Four Seasons, or sharing a round of golf with Bill Murray.

How do you keep your nose to the grindstone? HOw do you stay focussed? Blinders on? Stay the course?  When some young MFA brat is getting a half million dollar deal? When a writer you loathe gets a rave review, is on NPR, and The Colbert Report. How do you not write about zombies or vampires. How do you just do your work, when all around you are eating shellfish?

I Can’t Give It Away on Seventh Avenue

Some writers want to work without thinking or caring about market concerns. I get that. Some are hyper-aware of marketing concerns and want to reach a specific audience. I get that, too. There are some projects that have some kind of magnetic force field that draws the market out. You can often see it first inside the publishing house where interest pools around a book in the form of buzz, of galleys disappearing, of people wanting to work on it, a kind of momentum starts to build driven by in-house reads, rep enthusiasm, etc. Most books, however, need a push. And to that end,  while you are writing, or when you’re shopping your project, and again when it is published, the clearer your idea is of your market, the more likely you might actually reach it.

Who IS the market for your book? For Forest for the Trees: aspiring and jaded writers, students of writing, teachers of writing, and happy, hopeful people. The market for Food and Loathing: People with bi-polar, eating disorders, Jewish self-hatred, mother issues, people in love with their shrinks, people who hate their shrinks, self-hating shrinks, Twelve step drop-outs, and fast-food connoisseurs.

Who is the market for your book?

I’ve Loved You For A Million Years

On the front page of the New York Times Book Review on Sunday was a review for Leah Cohen’s new novel, The Grief of Others. It was a rave. And for the first time in my life I felt pure joy, not a shade, not a hair, not a whiff of jealousy anywhere to be had. And she’s not even my client. She was something else. She was my first.

I was a young editor at Houghton Mifflin where I received a proposal about a school for the deaf that would eventually, and somewhat controversially due to its enigmatic nature, be titled: Train Go Sorry. Its author was this impossibly kind young woman who was able to bring Lexington School for the Deaf to vibrant life.

I didn’t give birth to Leah Cohen, but you’d think I had given how proud am I of her. She has worked quietly and diligently over the years producing a beautiful body of work, fiction and non-fiction. And in both realms she does what the best work accomplishes: she makes the non-fiction read like fiction and vice versa.

How do you feel when good things happen to people you went to school with?

It’s the Dream Afraid of Waking That Never Takes a Chance

Dear All:

I’m posting early because tonight’s the Emmy’s and as you know, I’m up for an award. They created a new category this year and it’s for the over fifty with absolutely no chance of every getting a pilot shot, let alone on the air, but thanks for filling up the world with all of your hopelessness and caramel-covered delusions, thanks for double-bagging your brilliant ideas and suffocating the life out of them, thanks for the sausage casing and thanks for the cream cheese. If only every idea you had were merely derivative, if the sound track you heard  wasn’t your own ass gasping for air. This is awarded to the person with the biggest blanket, with perfect tits and a penchant for splinters. You are here tonight because god loves you, because the stars know how to spell your name, and the password is: syndication.There was a lot of competition.

What category are you nominated in?

Are You Warm, Are You Real, MonaLisa Or Just a Cold and Lonely, Lovely Piece of Art?

I’ve often wondered what it’s like to be an actor and go out on auditions. Standing on a stage, a few deep breaths, a monologue. Someone calling out, “Thank you, next.” I’ve wondered what it’s like to be a dress shirt on a dry cleaning carousel. Or to be taller than everyone in the room, to have a cashier’s love for change, or to find a tiny monkey carved from a peach pit under the stage. Is this my imagination?  Or the last thing I will ever write?  No, sweet love, this is just a small child’s forehead waiting, in the dark, for a kiss goodnight.

What is more important than writing?

Michael, Row Your Boat Ashore

The reason for the lateness of this post: I was at a real live book party. Hosted by a big glossy magazine. Filled with people who used to be people, people who want to be people, and people who are someone (as in, isn’t that someone?). Waiters circulated with silver trays of risotto balls. It was the kind of party where you could reasonably expect to be dissed a few times. First, by someone who pretends not to recognize you. Then by someone who recognizes you but doesn’t say hello. By someone you used to work with. And finally by the waiter with the risotto balls.

Parties are less frequent nowadays because publishers claim they don’t help sell books. Many other good reasons to have a party, such as celebrating, marking an accomplishment, gathering friends, creating opportunities in which you can be snubbed. What I like to do when I go to a party is: have a panic attack, have a glass of white wine, monopolize someone for a half hour. Say hi to one or two other people, try a risotto ball and leave.

How do you do parties?

Either Love Me Or Leave Me Alone

Let’s talk about a subject near and dear to my gall bladder. The way writers talk about their own work. Often they tell me that they think their work is good, quickly followed by a caveat, “but what do I know,” or ” but you’ll tell me.”  Some will go out on a limb and tell me that they think they are better than Franzen or (insert the name of the author about whom you are most envious). Other writers tell you their work is crap, shit, etc., and you are meant to rush in like a wave and banish that thought. Though some, even highly decorated writers, do believe their work is crap, and it is a sign of mental illness. I love it when someone says they are not great, but they are good. And we are meant to understand that good, in this context, is somehow better than great, somehow more real, more honest. “I’m not saying I’m the best,” means “I’m the best.”  “I don’t care if I win a Pulitzer” means “give me a god damn Pulitzer.”

I think how you feel about your work is an extension of how you feel about yourself. Does this make sense or am I blowing more Lerner smoke? Better yet: tell us how do you feel about your work?

It Doesn’t Matter What You Wear Just as Long as You Are There

Tomorrow it begins. The parade of meetings that lead up to the Frankfurt book fair in October. Editors from all over the world come to New York in their hunt for new books. During these meetings, we schmooze about publishing, we find out what books are working in their countries, and we pitch our clients, hoping to find a British, German, Japanese, etc. sale. We have a rights guide that we’ve created with a description of the book, jacket, and author bio.

I’ve always loved meeting foreign publishers and editors. In the first place, they usually have really great glasses and rings, lot of index finger and thumb rings in particular. Sometimes enormous stones of lapis or onyx. Next, the women usually wear great wool tights, and the men usually wear smart suits that fit well. Then, there’s remarkable perspective they offer….on us. Why some American books travel and others don’t. What books are popular in various countries and how they are marketed. I love the feeling that all over the world, editors are basically doing the same thing, that the number of people is small, and the industry intimate.

Last, there is nothing quite as satisfying for a writer than seeing his or her work in translation. Or for the lucky few to have a whole shelf of foreign editions. I once dated a writer who framed all the jackets of his foreign editions.

Would you find that fetching or obnoxious?

I Still Want You By My Side

I spent most of the weekend reading. Lots of clients delivered manuscripts they had been working on this summer. And some prospective clients have surfaced. I’ve been blown away by a few revisions. THere is nothing more impressive to me than a writer who isn’t afraid to junk some material in favor of  a fresh start, or who can really crack open a piece instead of just moving the mashed potatoes around the plate. One of my great pet peeves has always been when a writer returns a manuscript  a little too quickly, claiming a full revision, only to find a work that has been tweaked like a hem raised a quarter inch. But then, another writer will go away, burrow in a for a while, and eventually return with a revision that inspires you all over again, and produces in you that feeling that got you hooked on this work in the first place.

I tend to  think that writers generally overestimate how much they revise their work — am I wrong?