This is it: the great pre-publication weight loss challenge. Friends, I have three months to reduce before the book comes out. Take this journey with me and you will scale the heights, plummet the depths, restrict and binge, go the gym and cry in the shower. I will try on everything in my closet and throw it on the floor, throw myself on the floor. I will try to make peace with myself but there will be no peace.
My daughter reminded me of a few choice quotes from Adele:
I’m not going to lose weight because someone tells me to. I make music to be a musician not to be on the cover of Playboy.
I don’t want to eat a Caesar salad with no dressing, why would I do that?
I’ve never wanted to look like models on the cover of magazines. I represent the majority of women and I’m very proud of that.
Then my daughter said, “Would you rather have ten Grammy’s or be a size two?
Hmmmm. How about five Grammys and a size six? Two Grammys and a size 10? How about no Grammys and I wake up one fucking day of my life and not feel like a piece of shit.
P.S. What do you want most in life?
P.S.S. Please follow me on FB or give me a big Sally Field. Apparently this will help sell books. I’m not just a whore for my book. I was a whore long before this.
Filed under: Uncategorized |