The results are in. Sheri Booker has spoken. The top three winners of the funeral contest are:
FIRST: Sherrystanfastanley–I didn’t pick her because her name is Sherry but because I could only imagine the horror of the cleaning man vacuuming up her dad’s ashes.
SECOND: Sarah W- I love the line “funerals are for the living.”
THIRD: Donnaeve- OMG!!! You put pledge on grandma! That sounds like something I would have done…lol.
Please send me your snail mail address to email@example.com and you shall received a copy of Nine Years Under.
Thanks to everyone who participated. Even if you didn’t win, you’re not dead.
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