You know when a guy is going bald and he shaves his head? It’s like this bold pre-emptive strike. Whenever I see a guy who shaves his head, I think: sure I get it. Bold pre-emptive strike. And it looks good. I’ve never once thought: Lord, why did you shave that bowling ball? ANd sometimes I think, yeah, see, it’s true, as I suspected, guys care about how they look. It’s not just us dames TWEEZING our eye brows and wearing stilettos and tight skirts and french pedi’s and brazilians and thongs and frosting and toasting and burnishing and reducing and going to therapy because we feel so shitty about ourselves. Who wouldn’t with a string up her ass? Friends, I have nothing to say about publishing today even though I had a very intense day. Whack-a-mole.
How was your day?
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